Thursday, April 15, 2010

ON THE FLOOR

napowrimo#15 using the prompt something to do with carrying a tune....sing this to the tune I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS....to your partner..to your shower...to yourself or the whiskey on the floor



ON THE FLOOR


whiskey all over the floor
big Johnny stumbling through the door
Johnny has a drink, a drink he can't share
he wants to tell someone, so he tells the chair

he saw Abby kissing the sawdust floor
underneath the bar stool last nite
she didn't see him sneek
through the door to have a peek
she thought he was passed out on the street
then he saw Abby pissing on the floor
no panties under her skirt having a leak
such a hoot it would have been
if hubbby stumbled in
to see Abby pissing on the floor last nite

whiskey and piss all over the floor
big Johnny drunk by the door
Johnny had a drink he didn't share
he couldn't see, he didn't care

9 comments:

pieceofpie said...

dang, i've been to that bar... i recall

markoolio said...

I was singing that same song last week. ;-)

Nice parody!

~Mark

flaubert said...

Wow! Wayne this is funny!
Pamela

Robin said...

That's hysterical! Not going to even ask about the inspiration for that one!

Andy Sewina said...

Phew, some people get to go to all the good party's!

Well sung!!

Francis Scudellari said...

Much more fun than the tune that inspired it.

Red Shoe Artist said...

Awesome... get it into a studio and cut a demo

Derrick said...

Somehow, this takes away all the magic, Wayne!

Stiletto said...

Very funny! I heard the music in my head while I read it. :D